THE VERDICT ON YOUR CULTURAL INSOLVENCY
Compare and rate your coolness
A diagnostic instrument of the Panopticon
SUBMIT TO THE GAUGE
UNDER THE IRON
You think you’re living in a world of penny candy and home-made treats,but look up. The structure is already in place. The tracks are laid. You’re just a passenger on a train you didn't board, heading toward a destination you didn't choose. This is the Panopticon.
Welcome to the audit.
We don't need your feedback. We need your data. The Panopticon Agency is now accepting cultural risk assessments for the current quarter. Your results will be filed in our ledger. Proceed with the understanding that there are no refunds for shattered illusions.
THE FINAL ACCOUNTING
Better yet, see us in person!
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The Cool Gauge
The basement of a shuttered radio station
Hours
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